You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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