why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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