I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
