Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
a search helicopter?!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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