But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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