Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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