I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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