its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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