Apparently you make a good broom.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
