i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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