I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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