I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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