Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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