Its about making memories worth repressing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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