I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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