what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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