Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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