hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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