so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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