i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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