I don't think brook has ever known best
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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