This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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