yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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