I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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