I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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