Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
her vagine was all disorganized.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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