I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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