just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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