is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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