some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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