she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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