Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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