Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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