HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Are we still banned from the library?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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