just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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