I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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