Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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