who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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