i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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