her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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