Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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