no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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