Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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