Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
