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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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