She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Oh god it's open bar.
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