You're completely useless in the revolution.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My feet surprised me
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