GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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