so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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