I wannas sexs uuuuu
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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