Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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