Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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