I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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